Bastard 4 Pack Hardboard Coasters

What is it?

The Mary Hinge Bastard 4 Pack Hardboard Coasters.

Pack of 4 printed wooden coasters measuring 90 x 90 mm with rounded corners.

*This product should be wiped clean only with a damp cloth and avoid contact with harsh chemicals such as bleach.

A lovely the gift for the bastard of the house

Why should I buy them?

Mary Hinge really hates to see a dirty ring. She knows that they can be prevented, but do people listen. It appears not. If people just used a bit of protection then brown circles could be a thing of the past. Again we needed to scratch our own itch and decided that we could lead the revolution against unsightly marks hence a new range. Our Bastard 4 Pack Hardboard Coasters are a gift that keeps on giving. We all know that the most important job of any coaster is to prevent dirty rings. The Mary Hinge Bastard 4 Pack Hardboard Coasters beautifully adorn the side boards and tables. They also look amazing on the foreheads of those you love.

Our Coasters arrive measuring 90 x 90 mm with rounded corners so that you or others can’t harm themselves with the sharp edges.

Please avoid contact with harsh chemicals such as bleach. Alternatively,  use bleach liberally and come back and buy more from the Hinge.

Who are they for?

The Bastard 4 Pack Hardboard Coasters are from our “straight to the point” range. We have some really cool yet rather obscure references on some of our other products, yet this one does not hideaway from saying it as it is. So if you are a bastard and want others to know, get this. If you want someone else to know they are a bastard buy them some of this merchandise. We also sell Bitch products which make a happy and natural partner range.