Level Speak Mug

What is it?

• Level Speak Mug by Mary Hinge.
• 11oz glossy ceramic.
• Bright white glossy finish.
• Dishwasher & Microwave safe.
• Helpful when dealing with Minions

Why should I buy it?

This is our entry level product into the mysterious and somewhat baffling world of Mary Hinge. It is a mug. A common mug. A mug which helped build Britain. Mugs are the cornerstone of society. Every morning millions of mugs are used to wake Britons up and send them on to school or to work. There are very few people who can start the day without a drink. If all the mugs in the United Kingdom some how vanished over night the country would come to a stand still. So providing mugs to yourself or gifts to your friends, family and colleagues you are doing Britain a favour. You are keeping the world of commerce afloat by purchasing this our level speak mug. On behalf of the country we thank and applaud you.

It’s a nice, decent, standard, hard working mug which will do you proud for years to come. It was our first offering and we still like the little fellas.

Who is it for?

Mary Hinge is not good first thing in the morning. She is relatively irritable at the best of times but first thing in the morning she is an absolute mare. She is far more reasonable after her first coffee. Almost human in fact. To scratch our own back we created this mug. It was not for Mary’s benefit, but more for our own. If we could see that she had just started the coffee, then turn around and come back later. When it was two thirds down she may be worth a conversation with. If you or anybody you know is like Mary then our Level Speak Mug is for you.