You’re A Censored Mug

What is it?

Our You’re A Censored Mug from Mary Hinge

• 11oz glossy ceramic.
• Bright white glossy finish.
• Dishwasher & Microwave safe.
• Design printed on both sides

Why should I buy it?

This is our entry level product into the mysterious and somewhat baffling world of Mary Hinge. It is our You’re A Censored Mug. A common mug. A mug which helped build Britain. Mugs are the cornerstone of society. Every morning millions of mugs are used to wake Britons up and send them on to school or to work. There are very few people who can start the day without a drink. If all the mugs in the United Kingdom some how vanished over night the country would come to a stand still. So providing mugs to yourself or gifts to your friends, family and colleagues you are doing Britain a favour. You are keeping the world of commerce afloat by purchasing this our level speak mug. On behalf of the country we thank and applaud you.

It’s a nice, decent, standard, hard working mug which will do you proud for years to come. It was our first offering and we still like the little fellas.

Who is it for?

You’re a ****,

You were always a ****,

In fact,

if you entered a “****” competition

you’d come second …

because you’re a ****

Our censored range allows us to sell potentially really really rude mugs, but with the proviso that they can be used in front of children, at the office and at home. Granted that in front of adults it could lead to an awkward silence, however we always use the word prat if anybody asks.

This has opened up the doors on orders for us as we have realised that we are not alone on this , so it goes to prove you can say much more by saying less.