Unhelpful Phonetic Alphabet Mug

What is it?

This is our full  Unhelpful Phonetic Alphabet Mug.

• 11oz glossy ceramic.
• Bright white glossy finish.
• Dishwasher & Microwave safe.

Why should I buy it?

This is our entry level product into the mysterious and somewhat baffling world of Mary Hinge. It is a mug. A common mug. A mug which helped build Britain. Mugs are the cornerstone of society. Every morning millions of mugs are used to wake Britons up and send them on to school or to work. There are very few people who can start the day without a drink. If all the mugs in the United Kingdom some how vanished over night the country would come to a stand still. So providing mugs to yourself or gifts to your friends, family and colleagues you are doing Britain a favour. You are keeping the world of commerce afloat by purchasing this our level speak mug. On behalf of the country we thank and applaud you.

It’s a nice, decent, standard, hard working mug which will do you proud for years to come. It was our first offering and we still like the little fellas.

Our Unhelpful Phonetic Alphabet

Unhelpful as the definitions are either puns or words which sounds like they sound with a different letter (lots of silent initial letters)

If you have to spell your name every time you announce it then this very amusing.

A for Horses

B for Lamb

C for Miles

D for Django

E for Ewe

F for Lump

G for Gnome

H for Hours

I for the engine

J for Orange

K for Knight

L for Leather

M for sis

N for Lope

O for the wings of a dove

P for Pneumatic

Q for ages

R for Daley

S for Rantzen

T for two

U for me

V for Espania

W for Why

X for Breakfast

Y for Mistress

Z for Miles

 

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