Bastard Mug


What is it?

Our Bastard Mug from Mary Hinge

  • 11oz glossy ceramic.
  • Bright white glossy finish.
  • Dishwasher & Microwave safe therefore perfect for the office
  • Do not drink and drive because that is bad.

Why should I buy it?

This is our entry level product into the mysterious and somewhat baffling world of Mary Hinge. It is a bastard mug. A common mug. A mug which helped build Britain. Mugs are the cornerstone of society. Every morning millions of mugs are used to wake Britons up and send them on to school or to work. There are very few people who can start the day without a drink. If all the mugs in the United Kingdom some how vanished over night the country would come to a stand still. So providing mugs to yourself or gifts to your friends, family and colleagues you are doing Britain a favour. You are keeping the world of commerce afloat by purchasing this our level speak mug. On behalf of the country we thank and applaud you.

It’s a nice, decent, standard, hard working bastard mug which therefore will do you proud for years to come. It was our first offering and because of that we still like the little fellas.


Who are they for?

The Bastard Mug are from our “straight to the point” range. We have some really cool yet rather obscure references on some of our other products, yet this one does not hideaway from saying it as it is. The minimal design on this just highlights what is to be said. So if you are a bastard and want others to know, get this. If you want someone else to know they are a bastard buy them some of this merchandise. We also sell Bitch products which make a happy and natural partner range. Ideal gift for your office secret Santa. I was thinking about the guy who works in legal.

Weight 0.100 kg


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