What is it?
Property of Facebook Prison Mug from Mary Hinge
- 11oz glossy ceramic.
- Bright white glossy finish.
- Dishwasher & Microwave safe.
Why should I buy it?
This is our entry level product into the mysterious and somewhat baffling world of Mary Hinge. It is our Property of Facebook Prison Mug. A common mug. A mug which helped build Britain. Mugs are the cornerstone of society. Every morning millions of mugs are used to wake Britons up and send them on to school or to work. There are very few people who can start the day without a drink. If all the mugs in the United Kingdom some how vanished over night the country would come to a stand still. So providing mugs to yourself or gifts to your friends, family and colleagues you are doing Britain a favour. You are keeping the world of commerce afloat by purchasing this our level speak mug. On behalf of the country we thank and applaud you.
It’s a nice, decent, standard, hard working mug which will do you proud for years to come. It was our first offering and we still like the little fellas.
Who is it for?
For those of you who have been there, justly or unjustly, you know what it is like. You are in solitary confinement. You can watch out from your window but cannot interact. No commenting, no sharing and no new status updates. Yes, against plague and famine I am sure it is something that you will get over however there does have a feeling of shame and in many cases, you don’t know what you have done. There is no system of appeal, you are guilty as the corporate is the judge, jury and sentencer. All you can do it is hope that you get out on good behaviour.