When You’re Dead Mug

What is it?

Our When You’re Dead Mug from Mary Hinge

• 11oz glossy ceramic.
• Bright white glossy finish.
• Dishwasher & Microwave safe.
• Design printed on both sides

Why should I buy it?

This is our entry level product into the mysterious and somewhat baffling world of Mary Hinge. It is our When You’re Dead Mug. A common mug. A mug which helped build Britain. Mugs are the cornerstone of society. Every morning millions of mugs are used to wake Britons up and send them on to school or to work. There are very few people who can start the day without a drink. If all the mugs in the United Kingdom some how vanished over night the country would come to a stand still. So providing mugs to yourself or gifts to your friends, family and colleagues you are doing Britain a favour. You are keeping the world of commerce afloat by purchasing this our level speak mug. On behalf of the country we thank and applaud you.

It’s a nice, decent, standard, hard working mug which will do you proud for years to come. It was our first offering and we still like the little fellas.

Who is it for?

When You’re Dead,

You don’t know you’re dead.

The Pain is felt by others,

The same thing happens when you’re stupid.

The perfect passive aggressive mug for the office. Saying everything that you have ever wanted to say to certain people without having to move your lips. Now obviously the people who you want to take notice of this design will ignore it and think that it is meant for someone else however they will have at least seen it. If their behaviour towards you changes for the better then you are very welcome indeed.

Our when you’re dead mug from Mary Hinge