What is it?
It’s our Your Wife Called Mug
- 11oz glossy ceramic.
- Bright white glossy finish.
- Dishwasher & Microwave safe.
- Slogan printed on both sides
Why should I buy it?
This is our entry level product into the mysterious and somewhat baffling world of Mary Hinge. It is a mug. A common mug. A mug which helped build Britain. Mugs are the cornerstone of society. Every morning millions of mugs are used to wake Britons up and send them on to school or to work. There are very few people who can start the day without a drink. If all the mugs in the United Kingdom some how vanished over night the country would come to a stand still. So providing mugs to yourself or gifts to your friends, family and colleagues you are doing Britain a favour. You are keeping the world of commerce afloat by purchasing this our level speak mug. On behalf of the country we thank and applaud you.
It’s a nice, decent, standard, hard working mug which will do you proud for years to come. It was our first offering and hence we still like the little fellas.
Who is it for?
Possibly the most frequent objection in car sales made by single men in the showroom or on your frontage and one where it is almost impossible to get turn around on the day. “…Because I need to ask my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/significant other/she who must be obeyed/ dog/cat/ hamster.”
We are not suggesting that you walk around your showroom with this nor even give it to your prospect when you offer them a drink, but one to have in the sales office or behind the scenes, because lets face it, you would love to say this to them but we know damn well you can’t.
£11 is the price you pay to get the mug and it delivered to you.
Your Wife Called. She says “It’s okay for your to buy a new car”